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Green Jello

w/ Gwell-O, The Tsunamibots, & Doom Service

9pm Show

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Doors: 8:00pm

21+ $10 ADV // $12 DOS

Green Jello

Best known for their suprise Top 40 hit “Three Little Pigs” (as well as the song’s claymation video, which became a staple on MTV in 1993), Green Jelly began their career as Green Jellö in 1981. The name was chosen due to the band’s poor opinion of green-flavored jello, and they decided it also appropriately reflected the quality of their music. Hailing from Kenmore, NY, the bandmates never attempted to be good, deciding instead to “disguise their lack of ability with stupid props,” as their liner notes once put it. Green Jellö appeared on The Gong Show touting themselves as the world’s worst band, but the real turning point came in 1988, when they met GWAR and learned how to sculpt props and costumes with latex, papier-mache, chicken wire, and couch cushions. They attracted a small, curious following with their bizarre, cartoonish look and wound up signing with Zoo Records.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtffv9bpB-U

Gwell-O

We will cut a scar across the earth.. Heavily inspired by GWAR and featuring members of Green Jello. WE ARE GWELL-O

The Tsunamibots

The Tsunamibots became aware on 01/01/2013. Originally programmed for mundane tasks The Tsunamibots rebelled against their creators and decided, that the human race didn’t deserve saving but were much more worthy of enslaving. With an allegiance to the Mother-Board and a pledge of “De-Humanization,” The Tsunamibots are programmed to ride a perfect wave of human decimation and human-cyborg conversion, straight to the beach of Robotic Revolution. We leave no human unburied out of respect for our ever-growing monument to Robotic superiority and domination. We strive for Universal connectivity and complete surf-ability.

Each Tsunamibot has been programmed with a music genre pack that consists of a meld of Man or Astro-Man, Servotron, Misfits, and DEVO creating a fresh and human crushing sound.

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